Friday, November 20, 2009

One Coupon Per Customer Per Visit


Arby's needs to know that they don't need coupons to lure people in. All they have to do is roast some delicious beef and curl some delicious fries and people will come ...

Wet And Wonderful








I wonder if any of them need help drying off ... let me grab my towel.

Let's Just Forget This Ever Happened


Yes, last night was the Project Runway Season 6 finale - and, as expected, Meana Irina won. zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzz Sorry, I just fell asleep at my keyboard. It must be all the cold medicine I'm taking right now.

Here's my proposal: let's pretend horrible Season 6 never happened. Season 6 will be like the drug-addict, incarcerated cousin your family won't mention at Thanksgiving. It's like he never existed.

Did anyone else watch? Does anyone even care at this point??...

Martha Stewart: Rachael Ray Is NOT A Good Thing


I have always loved Martha Stewart. Rachael Ray? ... not so much. So when I read about Martha telling it like it T-I-IS about Ms. Ray, I was absolutely thrilled.

In an interview with Nightline, former Federal Prison Inmate No. 55170-054 didn't hold back...

Stewart said "Well, to me, [Rachael Ray] professed that she could -- cannot bake. She -- just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She -- and that's not good enough for me."

Martha added that writing a cookbook is "a unique and lasting thing. Something that will really fulfill a need in someone's library. Rachael is different. She is more of an entertainer ... with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."

Oh, that is simply delicious. NO ONE does superior beeyotch better than Martha. And I love how she uses the terms "bubbly" and "entertainer" but we all know she actually meant "loathsome" and "dirtyroadwhore".

BTW - could these two women look any LESS comfortable in that picture (top)? Rachael looks like she wants to run, and Martha looks like she is ready to squash a bug.

Wig-Snatching 101



One of the losers of the Miss Brazil Gay 2009 pageant was NOT happy with the outcome - and decided she was taking home the crown instead ... along with the winner's wig. Don't mess.

I would like to suggest the "Wig Grab" as a potential challenge for the upcoming season of RuPaul's Drag Race. And this Brazilian Ho needs to be the guest judge.
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