tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post3409900653375451688..comments2023-09-29T11:08:21.509-04:00Comments on DAVID DUST: Top Chef Chicago - Episode Six - "It Don't Pay to be Gay"David Dusthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00348019814971057479noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-8099276931748634092008-04-24T16:59:00.000-04:002008-04-24T16:59:00.000-04:00I can't believe they didn't send Nikki home! Also...I can't believe they didn't send Nikki home! Also, it was annoying how Ryan was like "oh I got sent home for trying to serve fancy food at a tailgate" I mean obviously it was also not so good. And more people wanted to touch Tom than Padma? Even I would choose to touch Padma.Meeghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08950457892490767440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-13148318341872703522008-04-24T14:33:00.000-04:002008-04-24T14:33:00.000-04:00Oh my gawd! David you had me rolling with laughter...Oh my gawd! David you had me rolling with laughter at your recap!<BR/><BR/>I look forward to your recaps almost as much if not more than the show itself!<BR/><BR/>Thanks!<BR/>Michelle<BR/>http://www.atammcreation.blogspot.comTAMmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06976296488407491090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-4139454065596940062008-04-23T16:30:00.000-04:002008-04-23T16:30:00.000-04:00The minute I heard the poll question during this e...The minute I heard the poll question during this ep I thought of you! I knew you'd run with it and you didn't disappoint! Keep 'em coming. Uh, well...you know what I mean. ;)melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12682553269734497883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-59878638828464137672008-04-18T14:20:00.000-04:002008-04-18T14:20:00.000-04:00I loved this recap! This was brilliant from the w...I loved this recap! This was brilliant from the word go (and gay, and ferosh). I think it's so interesting that Ryan acted as if he shouldn't have been in the bottom because he did something unexpected, but he lost because he can't cook. If it had been prepared well, he wouldn't have been sent packing but he <I>still</I> would've ended up in the bottom three. If you want to do something light for a tailgate, it still has to be easy to eat (dummy).<BR/><BR/>Considering that in the first two weeks he screwed up dishes that were supposed to be chef basics, I'm not surprised that he finally got sent home.<BR/><BR/>Poor Mark was having what I call a Murphy day. It's when Murphy's law plays itself out in everything you try to do (I've been known to have Murphy days, weeks and months).<BR/><BR/>And Antonia needs to lighten up! Cheap porn is not weird; it's great for parties!SailorAlphaCentaurihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09025033087326322362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-8454220724903532792008-04-18T13:42:00.000-04:002008-04-18T13:42:00.000-04:00Very funny stuff.Even LOL, especially at the Cartm...Very funny stuff.<BR/>Even LOL, especially at the Cartman reference since I thought the same thing! Ha!quartergoddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13784500685461707266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-9844401778601193562008-04-18T13:21:00.000-04:002008-04-18T13:21:00.000-04:00Attn: All Dust BunniesFrom: Your Fearless Leader...Attn: All Dust Bunnies<BR/><BR/>From: Your Fearless Leader<BR/><BR/>Thank you my darlings!!!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>XOXOXOXODavid Dusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348019814971057479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-54495591774939547982008-04-18T13:06:00.000-04:002008-04-18T13:06:00.000-04:00I usually read a few different top chef blogs but ...I usually read a few different top chef blogs but since discovering David Dust's diamond there's no need for others...seldom do i laugh out loud reading a tv show recap, but your's does it every time...Your blog is better than the show...?Thanks!JGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11901620437176284747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-78082256477769527092008-04-18T01:13:00.000-04:002008-04-18T01:13:00.000-04:00Ditto about the comments - I do agree. Your recap...Ditto about the comments - I do agree. Your recaps keep getting better and better! Wonderful!<BR/><BR/>I also expected Kiwi Mark the Brokeback Barbie Tranny Mess and Spike's bubble bath to go somewhere. I thought the same thing about the beignets and wish I were back there right now in New Orleans. <BR/><BR/>Excellent post! You're brilliant!<BR/><BR/>xoxoxoxoJoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718724697267800263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-49594134119477343222008-04-18T00:11:00.000-04:002008-04-18T00:11:00.000-04:00"Liberace’s manpurse full of rainbows GAY."I'm SO ..."Liberace’s manpurse full of rainbows GAY."<BR/><BR/>I'm SO using this phrase some day!!<BR/>As always, excellent recap!*~~*Inger*~~*https://www.blogger.com/profile/12898683440719129836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-3765087056239491282008-04-17T21:56:00.000-04:002008-04-17T21:56:00.000-04:00David...your recap made me LOL a few times and it ...David...your recap made me LOL a few times and it startled The Calvinator.<BR/><BR/>I was tired last night and was too tired to send in my text vote. I knew that Chef Tom would win.<BR/><BR/>I did laugh when Lisa was beating her meat. And she was really beating it. LOL<BR/><BR/>Thanx for the laugh. It's almost time for Shut Up and Dance!Timmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09731636833824369869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-80030566527103658582008-04-17T21:39:00.000-04:002008-04-17T21:39:00.000-04:00David, once again you were perfect. I loved it. Ry...David, once again you were perfect. I loved it. Ryan was a mess with those pears! Buh Bye.Kwanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06428954660974395117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-31342754733789183702008-04-17T21:21:00.000-04:002008-04-17T21:21:00.000-04:00Seriously, does the average voter care about the c...Seriously, does the average voter care about the capital gains tax? What a gay gay gay debate!Steve and Deshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08606083434559995304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-7209987498388212902008-04-17T19:40:00.000-04:002008-04-17T19:40:00.000-04:00ahhhh Tranny, you outdid yourself this time!!! I ...ahhhh Tranny, you outdid yourself this time!!! I feel like I'm right there with you watching all the gays!!!<BR/><BR/>and what was that crack about lesbians and fish?.....<BR/><BR/>Jen kinda scares me a little....I bet she can really strap one on and go at it....scary!<BR/><BR/>You come up with some good ones Dusty...you realy do.<BR/><BR/>I gotta go get my gay purse full of rainbows and go shopping!<BR/><BR/>xoxoxoxoxoxoxAngelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06245554563405436101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-67990445902902147902008-04-17T19:25:00.000-04:002008-04-17T19:25:00.000-04:00Mike - what's mine is YOURS!Mike - what's mine is YOURS!David Dusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348019814971057479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-79978699296395693002008-04-17T19:19:00.000-04:002008-04-17T19:19:00.000-04:00Liberace’s manpurse full of rainbows GAY......haha...Liberace’s manpurse full of rainbows GAY......hahahahaha<BR/><BR/>I'm going tos start using these quotes as my own...hahahamikeinbamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044916789275758678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-11999808096643349112008-04-17T19:13:00.000-04:002008-04-17T19:13:00.000-04:00Howard - you felt dirty, because you ARE Blanche! ...Howard - you felt dirty, because you ARE Blanche! You ARE dirty!! And so am I!<BR/><BR/>Mary - good riddance to Dumbass Ryan!<BR/><BR/>Margo - OMG - you must be right - I was INSPIRED yesterday by Sexy Papi Michael! Sorry, gotta look at those pics again...and maybe touch myself...David Dusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348019814971057479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-64306669818648558742008-04-17T18:57:00.000-04:002008-04-17T18:57:00.000-04:00OMG!! That was a faaabulous recap! Still laughin...OMG!! That was a faaabulous recap! Still laughing. My husband and I rewound Lisa and her beating her meat comment a few times. This ep really was showcasing the gay on Bravo. Did you notice Stephanie's "jazz fingers" at the end of the QF challenge? Gayle giddily skipping to get some of Dale's manly-man ribs? Hot tub scene! And the poll was just awesome! As was your comment about it and the cheap porn! ;-) Ha! And I agree with sfoofie - the "not-so-glad storage room" is AWESOME! <BR/><BR/>You outdid yourself on this one! You must have been inspired by the Papi Michael pics.Margohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08751691511401439604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-58374006595418533592008-04-17T18:25:00.000-04:002008-04-17T18:25:00.000-04:00Ryan got sent home, because he is a DUMBASS. Who ...Ryan got sent home, because he is a DUMBASS. Who the hell serves a 5 course meal at a tailgate party? A DUMDASS! It wasn't even a good 5 course meal. So he never went to a football game, doesn't he know how to research? I knew he was stupid from school, but he is the special needs person. He has no personality and he is a DUMBASS. He is too stupid to be gay, because to be a gay male you have to have a personality and some brains.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11180341976826229306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-71969493297554391152008-04-17T17:22:00.000-04:002008-04-17T17:22:00.000-04:00Brilliance on a stick! How you consistently make t...Brilliance on a stick! How you consistently make the recaps better than the actual show, is beyond me. <BR/><BR/>While I support them trying to make it easier for you by packing in the GAY this episode, I felt so dirty after the episode, since I was strangely aroused by the bathing Aussie.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690597078607161109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-5708957725021622692008-04-17T16:41:00.000-04:002008-04-17T16:41:00.000-04:00Kathy - I'm booking my Vegas pilgrimage now to see...Kathy - I'm booking my Vegas pilgrimage now to see the manpurse...<BR/><BR/>PsychoLesbianMom - I'm SO glad you're not a douchebag!<BR/><BR/>Dan - I was waiting for Spike and/or mark to start beating their meat...NOT Moana Lisa!<BR/><BR/>Mary - 'SPECIAL ED' from Crank Yankers! Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!<BR/><BR/>Joe - Antonia's either a Lesbian or a Douchebag. And if she is high-fiving, I'd bet on "douchebag".<BR/><BR/>Sfoofie - If you find any Papis for me, send them to the Not-So-Glad Storage Room!David Dusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348019814971057479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-32512042518238056432008-04-17T16:22:00.000-04:002008-04-17T16:22:00.000-04:00OK...this was one of your FINEST recaps! "The Not-...OK...this was one of your FINEST recaps! "The Not-So-Glad Storage Room" should be trademarked!! <BR/>Sorry, I don't have any single papis around, but I'm still laughing. You brightened my day...sfoofiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17133990257423735664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-77273704444243182542008-04-17T16:19:00.000-04:002008-04-17T16:19:00.000-04:00dd - just for the record, antonia lost points this...dd - just for the record, antonia lost points this week for repeatedly high-fiving dale during judging. i think they high-fived maybe 6-7 times, but i lost count. LESBIAN?Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08626268304617562769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-18729547377163268532008-04-17T16:15:00.000-04:002008-04-17T16:15:00.000-04:00Hey why don't they use that chunky female judge mo...Hey why don't they use that chunky female judge more? She's got a big ass and boobs. She's got more zip than Pandma. I think her old man Rushdie left her, because he get leaving her in roons and turning off the lights. <BR/><BR/>Andrew in the helmet reminded me of the "special needs" puppet from Crank Yankers on Comedy Central. He looked just like him!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11180341976826229306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-61956739923800961142008-04-17T16:10:00.000-04:002008-04-17T16:10:00.000-04:00My Ryan voodoo doll worked! That scum sucker is G...My Ryan voodoo doll worked! That scum sucker is GONE! It made my night complete.<BR/><BR/>Great recap! I thought it was funny when Ryan called football fans "fat bald men" while he was looking at chef Tom! You know chef Tom was going to ax him for that alone.<BR/><BR/>I tell you it will come down to Dale, Stephanie, and Lisa.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11180341976826229306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178799195729667985.post-10295153182561570682008-04-17T16:08:00.000-04:002008-04-17T16:08:00.000-04:00I wanted to see some lesbian smackdow,I was very d...I wanted to see some lesbian smackdow,I was very dissapointed. <BR/><BR/>I laughed out loud when Lisa kept talking about beating her meat!Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03033788630762248583noreply@blogger.com