Sauron will put everyone to work! .

I am a huge "Lord of the Rings" geek and cannot wait for this film to come out! .

Not sure how old this is - but it's new to me. And I nearly choked to death on my Diet Dr. Pepper when I saw it. Source .

BTW - I happen to think "elfeminate" men are HAWT. Take Legolas, for example: Amirite ? .

Gimli takes care of shizz right away - thus eliminating the need for that pesky journey to Mordor.

ZOMGOMGOMGOMG - I'm having a total geek-freakout moment right now. There are very few things I love more than Lord of the Rings .....

A young Gandalf the Grey (AKA Sir Ian McKellen ) chillaxin' with a cup of tea back in the day ( above ); and leading the Manchester...

My PREEECIOUSSSSSSSSS!! Source

       

For all you Star Wars / Lord of the Rings geeks - like me...