'Get yer paws offa me,' screamed Peter Rabbit, still bitter about the past 7 years of history.
'But Peter, I've used Daddy's money to make sure my paws can go wherever they want, and I a piece of tail. But it has to be quick, 'cause Dick will be back soon with a gun and then no one will be safe!'
Ah, lady bunny, help me forget about my presidency and how badly I messed things up.
ReplyDeleteomg!!!! an inter racial relationship!!
ReplyDeleteAn inter-SPECIES relationship. Although I wonder what species W belongs to?
ReplyDeleteWell, if there is a species for dumbasses, that's what he is.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure the person in the costume was trying not to hurl while he touched it so intimately.
"The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name"
ReplyDeletePaws in the Action, a Presidential holiday tale.
ReplyDelete'Get yer paws offa me,' screamed Peter Rabbit, still bitter about the past 7 years of history.
'But Peter, I've used Daddy's money to make sure my paws can go wherever they want, and I a piece of tail. But it has to be quick, 'cause Dick will be back soon with a gun and then no one will be safe!'
I bet the bunny has a higher IQ.
ReplyDeleteMark :-)
Mark - A mud puddle has a higher I.Q. than W does.
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