My dear mother wanted to leave a comment on my Project Runway recap, but couldn't remember how to sign into her Google account (God love her!). This is a reminder to EVERYONE - I allow "anonymous" comments, and you can also comment and then click "Name/URL" and type any old name you'd like. Remember that Mom!!!
Anywhoo, here is what the crazy woman who brought me into this world wrote (she emailed it to me instead):
As Your Real Mother (with capital letters) I just want to know who is posting as "your mother". I will take that bitch out for claiming to be maternally related to you. I didn't go through all those hours and hours and hours of hard labor to allow some wanabee mama to claim you!
Your finaly PR recap was wonderful -- I'm just so proud of my baby bunny!
Meanwhile, isn't there something on HGTV you could recap? I watch that channel more than Bravo and I know there are lots of nice looking gay men on that channel too. Who doesn't love a tranny with a tool belt?
Or how about "Lockdown" -- all those men behind bars. hmmmmmmm...
Does this explain a lot, or what?!?....
Love you Mom!
Now I understand EVERYTHING about you!!! Love your mom!! and she is so right...in fact, he's not a Latino, but David Bromstadt( or however you spell it) would be perfect for you! he even has a nice tattoo...he does some Color show on HGTV...check him out. He's perty!!
ReplyDeleteI saw David Bromstadt when he was doing that Decorator Competition show on HGTV. Their final challenge was done in Bryant Park, and I happened to walk past during filming. There David was - he was actually pretty gorgeous in person. But he is SO Nelly - everytime he opens his mouth, a handbag full of rainbows falls out of it.
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ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly!!!
LOVE your mom.
Mark :-)
I love my Mom too! She is "fierce tallness and walks for days"!
ReplyDeleteI think I luv your mother, babycakes. And she needs to perhaps have a guest column or at least post regularly. And invite me over for dinner.
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