He can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose....he's got mad skillz. It's only a matter of time before his sex tape gets leaked, then we'll have our proof.
Girl,what do you mean you don't know his sercet?You rememeber.He's good looking,blonde and a good bottom!!Don't tell me you forgot!! Have we learn nothing from our time at Camp Budge?
Dear Mom of Tranny: I love your son and want to marry him...if I wasn't already married. But I still love him....and I was only joking about the bumper thing.
I don't know man....White Boy got it goin on!!! He must be packing or else he could suck the bunmper off a car!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's my talent, BTW!!! ;)
TrannyBeth - I'd bet on the "bumper" thing...
ReplyDeleteLordy...thanks for the "TMI" moment!!!! My mother reads this blog, so I will refrain from comment (although I always say we have A LOT in common!).
XOXOXO
He can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose....he's got mad skillz. It's only a matter of time before his sex tape gets leaked, then we'll have our proof.
ReplyDeleteYes, I think eventually we'll find out. There are no secrets anymore. I don't see it with him, but he can definitely attract the hotties.
ReplyDeleteGirl,what do you mean you don't know his sercet?You rememeber.He's good looking,blonde and a good bottom!!Don't tell me you forgot!! Have we learn nothing from our time at Camp Budge?
ReplyDeleteTranny: Oh, you ARE a Bad Boy!
ReplyDeleteDear Mom of Tranny: I love your son and want to marry him...if I wasn't already married. But I still love him....and I was only joking about the bumper thing.
So does everybody agree that Lance is a bottom?
ReplyDeleteYes, Lance definitely went to the Mame and Maddie Academy for Blond Bottoms...
ReplyDeleteAnd graduated at the head of the class...
No puns intended...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Lance has a REALLY BIG... heart. Good for Lance!
ReplyDeleteMark :-)