You're looking for who? Dan? Oh him, he lives up the street. I believe you will find his front door open with him naked in his bed. You crazy kids! Go have fun and be safe!
Y'all are cracking me up. Especially the last comment. Because if he's a real douchebag then he wants to make sure that he has a hot chick as an accessory.
"If you go around the corner and 1/2 way down the block, you'll be able to find a CLUE! No pull up your damn pants!"
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You're looking for who? Dan? Oh him, he lives up the street. I believe you will find his front door open with him naked in his bed. You crazy kids! Go have fun and be safe!
ReplyDelete'No really, kid, over there, next to the gutter. There is a trend you forgot to add to your look.'
ReplyDelete"Oh Honey...see that tattoo place on the corner?..hurry, run. get some tatts and then MAYBE David will want you...but then again, maybe not!"
ReplyDelete"The Corey Feldman lookalike contest is THAT way..."
ReplyDelete"I'm sure the cool black people won't mind you hanging out with them, just go over there"
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know Ty Pennington -had- a son...
ReplyDeleteThe douchebag convention is that way, bro.
ReplyDeleteY'all are cracking me up. Especially the last comment. Because if he's a real douchebag then he wants to make sure that he has a hot chick as an accessory.
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