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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Mario Lopez Is A Big Ho


The latest news on the Mario Lopez front is that he cheated on his Dancing With The Stars girlfriend, Karina Smirnoff (above) with some Hooters Ho (below)...


I don't care what anybody thinks, when you are as gorgeous as Mario Lopez, I feel it's your DUTY to be slutty. You got to spread that hotness around! I'm next...


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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 17, 2008 at 11:19 AM

    yeah, he's a man-slut, but damn! You gotta spread that around! He should just not have girlfriends.

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  2. DanJune 17, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    That aint all he's spreading. I cant stand him!

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  3. SailorAlphaCentauriJune 17, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    At least the girl he was cheating with seemed more his speed. I mean, he's hot and all, but I think he's been dating out of his league. He needs to be the pretty one in the relationship (it's a waste of cuteness).

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  4. UnknownJune 17, 2008 at 1:04 PM

    If I looked like Mario, I would be the biggest ho Delaware had ever seen. Just sayin'...

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  5. mikeinbamaJune 17, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    "There's some Ho's in this house"
    "There's some Ho's in the house"

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  6. David DustJune 17, 2008 at 2:35 PM

    OMG Mike - I used to LOVE that song. Back in the day, when a DJ would play that song the crowd would go CRAZY!

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  7. Mark in DEJune 17, 2008 at 4:25 PM

    I will take sloppy seconds when Mario is done with you, boo!

    Mark :-)

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  8. David DustJune 17, 2008 at 4:27 PM

    Mark - that's a deal!

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  9. JoyJune 17, 2008 at 4:59 PM

    Dancing Flame says Mario is a man-ho! Karina is such a tempestuous diva that it's a wonder she didn't cut a bitch!

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  10. AngelJune 17, 2008 at 5:43 PM

    me either Dan!!!! he's a man whore!!! I never liked him, but esp. after he got married..for like 2 seconds..and cheated at his bachelor party or something like that.....that girl was lucky she got out when she did.

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  11. David DustJune 17, 2008 at 5:50 PM

    Darling Joy -

    That avatar is TOO funny. When I approve my comments, the avatar isn't shown, so I had NO idea why you were bringing up "Dancing Flame".

    Now I know...

    XOXOXOXOXO

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  12. David DustJune 17, 2008 at 5:51 PM

    Dan and Beth -

    Stop talking shit on my man!!! It is his DUTY to be a big slut - he's that gorgeous. I don't care about his personality, etc. In fact, I don't even want that Ho to speak - just TAKE.CARE.OF.BIDNESS.

    xoxoxo

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  13. kayce.June 17, 2008 at 7:00 PM

    i am sure you ARE next... lolz. he's about a half-step away from being gay anyway, so you could pop his cherry (tho its possibly already popped). didn't he cheat on a girl to go w/ the DwTS chick? if so, she shoulda seen it coming... =)

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  14. Mistress MaddieJune 17, 2008 at 8:22 PM

    I agree with Jennie.He dosen't need girlfriends,he needs boyfriends!I'm just sayin- I'll volunteer first.

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  15. AnonymousJune 18, 2008 at 7:03 AM

    Dust, you ain't right dude !! (LOL) - (LMAO) -

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  16. TAMmommyJune 19, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    Yeah, well, if I was dating Karina I'd be cheating too....


    www.atammmommy.wordpress.com

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