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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Tatum O'Neal: "My Dead Dog Made Me Buy Crack!"


Tatum O'Neal, who was a crackhead mess YEARS before Britney, Lindsay and Amy WineWarehouse, was busted on Sunday night for buying crack and powder cocaine in her Lower East Side neighborhood.

Today in the New York Post, O'Neal blames the death of her family dog for making her want to buy drugs. But luckily those wonderful cops stopped her JUST IN TIME, and she's still sober. Yeah, right. Read the story here.

9 comments:

  1. oh, ok then....my dead gerbil made me have sex with some hottie in a go-go bar!!!

    love you Uncle Tranny!
    xoxox

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  2. My dog Choo Choo was killed when I was 7 by the neighor. I havnt stopped drinking since.

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  3. Obviously an actress and not a writer...

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  4. God does she look like hell!That whole family as always been a mess.

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  5. For a crack head, she's pretty quick on her feet with the excuse. She must have some written down somewhere.

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  6. I sold my mother's wheelcair for CRACK! **BOMP**

    My wife doesn't know I'm a WOMAN! **BOMP**

    I once let a goat make LOVE to me! **BOMP**

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  7. Did you get the allusions? :D

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  8. This is way too sad. I wish she could get over this addiction but understand the success rate is pretty low with that. It can be done, though.

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  9. OK, I want to be sad, but I so totally love it that she pulled the dead dog card AFTER the "I-am-researching-a-role" card. Dude, using your dead dog- fuckin' shameless.

    I know I should be sad for her tweaker-ness, but I spent my formative years being a therapist for crackheads in the Castro and Tenderloin - so like Brad Pitt ('memba' dis?) I am missing a compassion chip.

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