When I was a kid, I worked as a paperboy for The Evening Sentinel, Carlisle, Pennsylvania's daily newspaper. Does anyone remember EVENING newspapers? Anywhoo, I keep up with my old hometown by checking out their website: Cumblerlink.com. Apparently, Central PA is experiencing a crime wave:
A package of Huggies diapers was stolen from the front porch in Carlisle Saturday, according to Carlisle police.
A woman reported that she left the package on the porch of her home in the 100 block of East Penn Street about 2:30 p.m. while she took groceries inside. When she returned for them, they were gone, police said. Police ask anyone with information about the theft to call XXX-XXXX.
Michael C. Kelly was charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct “after he was observed urinating in a public drinking fountain at the Wal-Mart Supercenter” Wednesday, according to Carlisle police.
Kelly, 62, is of Boiling Springs, police said, noting that the incident happened at about 3:45 p.m. and Kelly was located in the store.
Seriously, I come from da streets yo. Word.
A package of Huggies diapers was stolen from the front porch in Carlisle Saturday, according to Carlisle police.
A woman reported that she left the package on the porch of her home in the 100 block of East Penn Street about 2:30 p.m. while she took groceries inside. When she returned for them, they were gone, police said. Police ask anyone with information about the theft to call XXX-XXXX.
Michael C. Kelly was charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct “after he was observed urinating in a public drinking fountain at the Wal-Mart Supercenter” Wednesday, according to Carlisle police.
Kelly, 62, is of Boiling Springs, police said, noting that the incident happened at about 3:45 p.m. and Kelly was located in the store.
Seriously, I come from da streets yo. Word.
word to ya mutha
ReplyDeleteBeth:
ReplyDeleteThat is my favorite comment of the entire week!
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Crime is at a all time high. Just a couple of days ago,my mom 's neighbor had her patio chairs stolen!
ReplyDeleteFrom the "brown people are crazy" streets in NM:
ReplyDelete• 1:21 p.m. — A Hernandez caller said he wanted officers to check his property because a ladder behind his trailer moved and he was “scared of the coco man.” The man called again and requested officers to expedite their response because he said his landlords were outside his house yelling obscenities and threatening to kill him. Police found no evidence anyone was bothering him and the landlord said he was in the process of trying to evict the tenant. Police gave the caller a card with their non-emergency number and told him if he called 911 about the situation again he would be charged with a crime.
"I come from da streetz yo."
ReplyDeleteROFL!!! I miss you!
Mark :-)