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Friday, January 9, 2009

I Love My People


You may have heard that eleven gay bars in Seattle recently received letters threatening to poison their patrons with Ricin (see below). The Seattle police and FBI are still investigating.


So what do my peeps do? We go on a PUB CRAWL. That's right people, when the world gives you lemons, cut those bitches up and garnish cocktails with them!!!

To show solidarity and fearlessness in the face of the threat, the gays of Seattle are going drinking tonight - which I think is the most fucking awesome thing ever. I wish I could be there with them.

Cheers, Queers!!!

15 comments:

  1. clearly the terrorist is a UKer... no one in the US says "in hospital".

    anyway, good to see that no one's spirit has been effected by this bullshit!!! it's like last year's ATL pride: a killer thunderstorm unzipped all over the parade, but everyone just partied more! :))

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  2. "when the world gives you lemons, cut those bitches up and garnish cocktails with them!!!"

    i'm thinking this could be my new life motto. perhaps embroidered on a pillow?

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  3. I really like frogboots idea....

    and how stupid can the human race GET???! sheesh....

    drink up!

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  4. Can't let the terrorists win, os go drink! I do love our people.

    And I would love to do some crawling with those boys in the picture.

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  5. Or Canadian - they say 'in hospital' also.
    (there are actual jobs as forensic linguists, how interesting is that?!)
    I also heard that some of the phrasing may have been plagiarized from a famous gay poet.

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  6. The Pub Crawl is an excellent idea to help dispel inordinate fear. I hope they have great participation.

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  7. That's right people, when the world gives you lemons, cut those bitches up and garnish cocktails with them!!!

    Frogboots beat me to it . . . I could not agree more - with both David's signature quote above, and wanting to have it embroidered on a pillow!

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  8. YAY, Seattle Gays! I am always inspired by a community that bands together in the face of a threat and gives that threat the middle finger. Cheers, boys and girls.

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  9. I just hope they find the sorry as sonofabitch before he actually does hurt someone. And then a punishment, we'll replace his eylash gue with nail glue. That REALLY hurts!

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  10. Thanks to frogboots, I'm now going to have to make a little cross stitch pattern of that quote. Oooo. And I can make a border of lemons around it. Now where to hang it in the kitchen...

    Oh, and as to the rest of the post, love that they're response is a pub crawl.

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  11. That is so awesome. I wish I could go too.

    I hope they catch that sorry SOB soon.

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  12. That is so seriously F'ed up... I love an action that involves cocktails, going out...

    I am so over the hate

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  13. There's no reason for people like that to exist in the world. No reason at all.

    Love the cross stitch idea!

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