Umm, well, I have a blog, but it's easier to read, and I have like 198 followers, and one of them is an alien, and my feedjit thing never stops buzzing, hospitals use it as a stand-in for when people's hearts stop, and I actually produce Top Chef, and I was the original Daddy of the Day...when I was two.
No, my mother's maiden name is "Arby", and she controls 51% percent of the company. Therefore, at my request, she has just fired your father and placed me in charge.
Furthermore, she is moving the Arby's Corporate Headquarters to San Juan, Puerto Rico - where I will move into a beachside villa and run the company alongside my shirtless Board of DirectorPapis.
And btw - I INVENTED villas ... and corporations ... and beaches ... but not Papis. That was the act of a merciful God. :)
I saw that! HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Penelope! She is SOOOOO funny! She has been to the moon!
ReplyDeleteUmm, well, I have a blog, but it's easier to read, and I have like 198 followers, and one of them is an alien, and my feedjit thing never stops buzzing, hospitals use it as a stand-in for when people's hearts stop, and I actually produce Top Chef, and I was the original Daddy of the Day...when I was two.
ReplyDeleteCurt -
ReplyDeleteI was the "Fetus of the Day" back in 1967. And, well, I invented blogs. And my MOM is an Alien...
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If I said my father was the CEO of Arby's, does that end the game right there?
ReplyDeleteHeh. :)
Curt -
ReplyDeleteNo, my mother's maiden name is "Arby", and she controls 51% percent of the company. Therefore, at my request, she has just fired your father and placed me in charge.
Furthermore, she is moving the Arby's Corporate Headquarters to San Juan, Puerto Rico - where I will move into a beachside villa and run the company alongside my shirtless Board of DirectorPapis.
And btw - I INVENTED villas ... and corporations ... and beaches ... but not Papis. That was the act of a merciful God. :)
xoxoxoxo
Oh my! How funny! Also the David/Curt exchange! Love that!
ReplyDeleteYeah!!!funny
ReplyDeletethanks Curt & David:)
yeah, forget penelope ~ the david/curt war is so much more hilarious! :))
ReplyDeleteI need to stay up on Sat nights and watch SNL. That skit was great!!! The one between you and Curt wasn't bad either!
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