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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Fashion FAIL


Darling Dust Bunnies - I need to talk to you about former Project Runway Fashiontestant Carmen Webber - whom I saw at yesterday's Bryant Park show. Does everyone remember Carmen (like the opera) Webber (like the 80's General Hospital family) from Season 4?...


During her season, I gave Carmen a pass for acting like she was a member of the 80's girl-group Klymaxx...



I kept waiting for Carmen to bust out a couple verses of "Meeting in the Ladies Room" - but it never happened. Then I saw her yesterday, and I was taken aback...


What kind of Grace-Jones-Judy-Jetson-Flight-Attendant-of-the-Future hot tranny MESS is this??? It was more like "Meeting in the CRAZY Room"...

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14 comments:

  1. Miss Ginger GrantFebruary 20, 2009 at 10:22 PM

    That is Whack a doodle!

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  2. KailynFebruary 20, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    Hot mess does not even begin to describe this ... I don't know what the hell to call it.

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  3. BobFebruary 20, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    Looks like she put it on upside-sown-inside-out.

    But that's quite the jaunty feather!

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  4. Mistress MaddieFebruary 20, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    What the fuck is that?

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  5. the dogs' motherFebruary 20, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    Words fail. Is that a pinafore?

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    Oh, that girl needs an intervention.

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  7. SailorAlphaCentauriFebruary 21, 2009 at 12:57 AM

    Now that is dressing in the dark.

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  8. shirlnutkinFebruary 21, 2009 at 1:15 AM

    thanks! i didn't know i had a freakish-chuckle in me!

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    that is called trying too hard!

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  10. AngelFebruary 21, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    ohmyga!!!! what the HELL IS that???! remind me not to buy her clothes, mkay? that is WHACK!!!

    and dang, I loved me some Gerneral Hospital in the 80's!!!!!

    XOXOXOXOX

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  11. Mark in DEFebruary 21, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    "Don't slap me, 'cuz I'm not in the mood."

    OMG, I didn't realize anyone else remembered Klymaxx besides me! I should have know you YOU, the fabulous David Dust, would remember.

    "My nails were done, I had on my Gianni Versace blue leather skirt, and my hair was FIERCE."

    LOL - thanks for takin' me back.

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  12. MarkerFebruary 21, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    . . . not working!!

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  13. UnknownFebruary 21, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    I have been trying all day to put into words what I think about this... I still can't. I keep falling back on a need to bitch-slap her and just ask why.

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  14. JoyFebruary 21, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    What happened to her? Words fail, just like her outfit.

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