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Thursday, March 19, 2009

No Kenley Penley


Yes, this is the real cover of today's New York Post. As I reported yesterday, Project Runway's Kenley Collins was charged with "Assault With A Deadly Pussay" after throwing one of her cats (below) at her fiance - Zak Penley. Actually, make that EX-fiance - they have broken off their engagement ever since their little cat fight (ba dum BUM!). Now she will never have to change her name to "Kenley Penley".


Kenley has been ordered to stay away from the apartment - but was allowed back yesterday with a police escort. Ever-classy, Stankly posed for the press with her police pals outside of the apartment (below).


Read the entire New York Post story HERE. It's worth it.
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8 comments:

  1. the dogs' motherMarch 19, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    She is the gift that keeps on giving. And they totally stole your headline.

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  2. kayce.March 19, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    see? THAT'S what i love(d) about kenley... she is herself and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about it. gotta love it. i think that pic of her in front of her apt is freaking LOL.

    ps: nyp is keepin' it classy as per usu. they know they were just WAITING for the op to put "the p-word" in a headline, LMAO.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 19, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    "Zak blew this out of proportion in the police report," she said."

    Same old Kenley - other forces out of her control (be it Heidi, Korto, Leanne, or her ex) are to blame for her actions.

    I agree with kayce that Kenley just doesn't give a damn, but the bit with the door shows absolute malice, in my opinion.

    And she still hasn't said what brought it on. If it was 'he cheated on me' or something else that might have fueled it, I'd be more sympathetic, but in any case, it's pretty cold to attack someone in their sleep @ 7a.m., fiance or no.

    Good god, and I thought Vincent was the biggest nutcase ever on PR....

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  4. theminxMarch 19, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Anything to get publicity.... Read my take on it.

    xoxoxoxoxo

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  5. Wonder ManMarch 19, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    lord, lay hands on her

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  6. Mark in DEMarch 19, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    That's no way to treat a cat!!! What did that cat ever do to her, other than love her undeservedly?

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  7. Miss Ginger GrantMarch 19, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    OMG as soon as I sawhis name I thought "Kenley Penley!" Wouldn't thata been sumpin!

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  8. ReneeMarch 21, 2009 at 3:03 AM

    I hope that cat scratches her eyes out.

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