Okay, the part of this that isn't funny is that he is really serious!!! There are people like him all over Texas, and they are the reason we will probably be the last state in the Union to allow gays to marry!
I KNOW that voice -- it's your step-uncle Jim Bob who's married to your step-aunt Dixie Sue! I'm not making up those names, either. They got married when Dixie Sue was 16. Jim Bob always loved him some sausage. XOXOXO Mama Bunny
Okay, the part of this that isn't funny is that he is really serious!!! There are people like him all over Texas, and they are the reason we will probably be the last state in the Union to allow gays to marry!
ReplyDeletei love:
ReplyDelete"try taking one 12oz package of sausage and a coupla dozen eggs and feeding a family with that..."
and
"as far as your sage and maple flavors in the 16oz package... i don't eat that. i'm not from the north."
keeping it classy, LOL.
Fuck I wanna eat 16 oz of sausage too! FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteThe real-life Hank Hill.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! And I have no doubt that was an actual/real call. That was NOT fake. Good ol' U.S. of A.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW that voice -- it's your step-uncle Jim Bob who's married to your step-aunt Dixie Sue! I'm not making up those names, either. They got married when Dixie Sue was 16. Jim Bob always loved him some sausage.
ReplyDeleteXOXOXO
Mama Bunny