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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I Am So Disappointed...


...my stalker is FEMALE! What a let-down ... I was beginning to sense a connection between myself and Anonymous. Until she let the CAT out of the bag (so to speak) in one of her many comments I rejected yesterday - that she was just a bitter gal who can't get enough of me. Poor thing.

She also sent me a picture...


However, I think it's a fake. I suspect that THIS is my stalker's real picture...


12 comments:

  1. OMG! I bet it really is Lady Caca

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  2. Those photos are being too kind.

    LOL.

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  3. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! ahhh, I love you Tranny.

    XOXOXOX

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  4. I bet your stalker is a toothless hillbilly with a gross scar on her face....LOL

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  5. That was too funny ... she STILL could resemble mikeinbama's description ... that was her Glamour Shot photo taken at the Super Walmart strip mall!

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  6. Hahaha! Mark is right--they can really do amazing things with heavy makeup and a vaseline-smeared lens. XOXO

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  7. If that's really her, she's cross-eyed! I'd be pissed off at the world too if I was an unattractive, cross-eyed Amy Winehouse knock-off. Although I think guys who are cross-eyed are kinda cute.

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  8. Oh and I forgot, she's got buck teeth! She would have no problem eating an apple through a pickett fence.

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  9. is it someone we know that left their blight elsehwhere on peeps we both know on teh interwebz????


    xxalainaxx

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  10. Seriously? Anonymous is female? So much rage and hate. She must be an evangelical redneck skank.

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