Well, it seems that a certain Project Runway finalist wasn't real happy with my SPECULATION about the "hair" on his head. I got a Direct Message from him on Twitter...
First of all, what does he mean by "Straight is the new Gay"?? Is he suggesting that I'm straight?!? That's some HATE SPEECH, people!! And he's obviously never read the blog, that's for sure.
Secondly, since I am not present in Mr. Rice's bathroom in the morning (thanks be to Jeebus), we'll just have to take his word that a little blow-drying can transform this...
... into THIS...
Frankly, I would have thought that Mr. Designer would have been happy that a couple of my commenters (and you know who you are) said they WOULDN'T mind seeing him naked in his upcoming Zombie movie. I have just one word for you people ... Ewwww.
Wow! Great Article-A weave? Zzzz-Try Wet vs. Dry & 5 years... Just keep spelling my name right! Straight is the new Gay-You're Proof of that
First of all, what does he mean by "Straight is the new Gay"?? Is he suggesting that I'm straight?!? That's some HATE SPEECH, people!! And he's obviously never read the blog, that's for sure.
Secondly, since I am not present in Mr. Rice's bathroom in the morning (thanks be to Jeebus), we'll just have to take his word that a little blow-drying can transform this...
... into THIS...
Frankly, I would have thought that Mr. Designer would have been happy that a couple of my commenters (and you know who you are) said they WOULDN'T mind seeing him naked in his upcoming Zombie movie. I have just one word for you people ... Ewwww.
As I said ... Oh, the HA-ness!
ReplyDeletewell, to be fair to mr. rice, the second pic looks like he MIGHT be rocking a comb-over ponytail (a look i myself enjoy often).
ReplyDeleteHe's just gross- I said that all along! He's ugly, he's obnoxious, and I don't enjoy watching him on TV of reading about him in the news. But that's just my FABULOUS opinion!
ReplyDeleteThe man lives up to his reputation! He better be nice or we'll pelt him with carrots!
ReplyDeleteGawd, I hate when someone says something to me and I'm not even sure if I've been insulted or complimented.
ReplyDeleteI'm all like "Your mama!...wait, what?"
he IS obnoxious,....adn thats what I love about him!!! I'm twisted like that, I guess. I'd still hit it.
ReplyDeleteStraight is the new gay? What DOES that mean?
ReplyDeleteUgh, can't say he does ANYTHING for me. Except make me want to run away! XOXO Beth
maybe it's plugs, not a weave. so technically he's not lying!
ReplyDeleteSantino is a one trick pony. Nothing to see here....move along.
ReplyDeleteit's a good thing that he was in a design show and not a model sholw... cuz his 15 minutes would never have started. i think a centipede just crawled out of the "blow-dried" hair.
ReplyDeleteor maybe "Blow Dry" is a new weave glue that we don't know about...
He's an asshole, he's talked shit about a lot of people, including Tim Gunn on his Twitter. Apparently he spends all day googling his name and picking fights with whoever rubs him the wrong way. Don't give him any exposure on your blog. He doesn't deserve your thousand of hits.
ReplyDeleteI think less of him for that. Not that David Dust is not widely-read, but was he Googling himself??
ReplyDeleteSpare us the over-it-all "straight is the new gay and you're proof of that" bullshit, betch. Ooooooh, you're so L.A. an' shit. Yawn.
I'm now with Puccii, 1000%.
And just one more thing (thank you for the soapbox, David!):
ReplyDeleteI am going to find a way to contact the producers of Rupaul's Drag Race and tell them what he said on his Twitter: "Straight is the new Gay-You're Proof of that."
I don't think the GAY viewers of a GAY show would like to have someone who makes statements like these on the show. I certainly don't. And that's it, I'm done talking about this asshole.
Yeah, I didn't get the "straight is the new gay" thing either, but I do loves me some Santino. He was tres fab on Project Runway and RuPaul's Drag Race.
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