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Friday, October 30, 2009

"I'll Take 'Things That Are Really Gay' For $200, Alex"


Here is a roundup of some extremely gay stuff that's been floating around on the innerwebz lately. First of all, I present to you the "Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken" doll. This is REAL:


Yes, Kenny comes with "jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories". Natch. And probably season tickets to the opera and a standing Tuesday mani/pedi appointment. Obvs.

Secondly, we have American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert's upcoming album cover...


Wow. That is gayer than ... well ... just about EVERYTHING.

And, finally, in this little "Collection d'Homosexualité", I'd like to feature my personal obsession over Levi Johnston and his Moose Meat! Seriously, every other day there is a new story as to whether or not Levi will show his Johnston - and I read each account like it was another clue in an Agatha Christie mystery novel. This is IMPORTANT, people!!


The latest: YES to the Johnston. According to "Tank" (seriously), Levi's manager:
"Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."

That makes me a VERY happy Gay...

6 comments:

  1. White do you care, gurl?! You know it's going to be white as snow!

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  2. ohmigod. Is that really the cover for Adam Lambert's new album? The mind wobbles.

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  3. It's good to know that Ken has finally come out of the closet. Did we ever doubt that he was gay? Such a pretty boy who strung Barbie along all these years!

    Adam Lambert is getting dangerously close to being a parody of himself and his first CD isn't even out yet.

    Levi posing fully nude is SO DELICIOUS in SO MANY WAYS!! I just hope he gives us an "at attention" shot.

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  4. Wow, that is SOME Photoshop job on Adam's face. That albumn cover makes it look as smooth as a baby's behind, when in reality we know its a rough as a gravel road.

    I know I can count on you to publish photos and/or links to photos of Levi's johnston!!

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  5. The Ken doll comes in a top and bottom version I hear! And I called play girl to reserve a copy of the issue already!!! I think after this, he is just going to get hotter and hotter! He's more adorable already, look at the mischief all over his face!!!

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