The Big Bad Biatch Is Back!

Amanda Woodward made her triumphant return to Melrose Place last night - and heads rolled. Go to the 2:15 mark to watch her surprise grand entrance. Amanda.Will.Destroy.You.

It was interesting to watch Heather Locklear, because her face no longer moves - just her jaw. She is starting to get that "Madame the Puppet" look (below) ... which is common among plastic surgery victims aficionados.