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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Curly Fry H8ters Spreading Lies


According to something called the "Agence France Presse" - a "news" organization from a country called "France" - a diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression. I found this on a fringe website called "Yahoo News".

However, according to the "David Dust Bureau of Truth and Deliciousness", a diet heavy in processed Roast Beef and Curly Fries is the key to success and happiness forever and ever. Amen.


Oh my goodness, this story makes me so very sad, I need to go cry for a few hours...

5 comments:

  1. Oh, David those curly fries look delicious! Loved them when I lived down south. No Arbys around here. I think the closest is fifty miles away.

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  2. Another reason for Miss Ginger to thank her lucky stars she had the God-given sense to stay in the SOUTH! We will rise again... fueled by a diet of curly fries!

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  3. I am totally doubting yahoo news. Let me tell you.

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  4. Those quacks over at Agence France. What do they know?

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