Today I'm going to channel my "inner Oprah" and present to you some of my favorite things. Enjoy!
My favorite Chinese take-out restaurant. Actually you can "Eat In" OR take-out...
My favorite Chinese take-out restaurant. Actually you can "Eat In" OR take-out...
My favorite gift shop...
My favorite coffee mug. I gulp out of it every morning! ...
My favorite aisle at the Supermarket. I just love a salty
My favorite outfit to wear to the clubs...
My personal driver...
And, finally, my favorite vacation spot...
What do you think ... do I have a chance of getting Oprah's job when she retires?!?
I think you are a shoe-in!
ReplyDeletei am so glad i wasnt drinking coffee when i read this, it's TOO EFFIN FUNNY to keep liquids in the mouth.
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Is it bad that I had to look hard to see the coffee mug as NOT looking like it had a leaking pecker on it?
ReplyDeleteCan you believe that ho cancelled her favorite things show?
ReplyDeleteThank God an upstanding ho like you could step up and fill that void. This is one of the many reasons I love ya Sis.
Did you know that the MCM Hotel Elegante' (with an accent on the "e", BTW) is in Beaumont, Texas? How ironic is that? I pass it every time I have to drive to my shittiest, littlest store!
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ReplyDeleteHow 'bout DDBW III in Beaumont?!? I bet we could get a good rate. :)
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That job is yours for sure!
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ReplyDeleteI want that outfit in every color
ReplyDeleteso just how big was big wong? you know how i love me some big wong!
ReplyDeleteI'd watch you!
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! Brilliant post!!
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