Straight men do the funniest things
Guy with paint roller:"Four years of Art School and THIS is the job I get?!?"...
"hey, i'm just trying to make it all the same color as your cock."how can i get a job like that?
can you paint my cock a different color so I can find it more easily?
"New! Roll-on Dick."
"Oompa loompa, doompety doo..."
You need to get some ointment for that...
Now they'll REALLY look like oranges!ORPatrick finally found a way to make his mother pay for selling his bronzed baby shoes at a yard sale: bronzed balls.
Straight men do the funniest things
ReplyDeleteGuy with paint roller:
ReplyDelete"Four years of Art School and THIS is the job I get?!?"...
"hey, i'm just trying to make it all the same color as your cock."
ReplyDeletehow can i get a job like that?
can you paint my cock a different color so I can find it more easily?
ReplyDelete"New! Roll-on Dick."
ReplyDelete"Oompa loompa, doompety doo..."
ReplyDeleteYou need to get some ointment for that...
ReplyDeleteNow they'll REALLY look like oranges!
ReplyDeleteOR
Patrick finally found a way to make his mother pay for selling his bronzed baby shoes at a yard sale: bronzed balls.