I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than those.
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of these two beauties in the old Republic... before the dark times... before viagra.
I got a problem here. Eject! I can hold it. Pull out! No, I'm all right... ahhh!
I do much better with dick jokes than I do with boob jokes. I think it comes from my intimate knowledge and experience.
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ReplyDeleteUse the force Luke, use the force.
ReplyDeleteI used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than those.
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of these two beauties in the old Republic... before the dark times... before viagra.
I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull out!
No, I'm all right... ahhh!
I do much better with dick jokes than I do with boob jokes. I think it comes from my intimate knowledge and experience.
Sean -
ReplyDelete"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than those."
LOL!!!
These Death Stars are in search of a Jedi Night.
ReplyDeleteIn a bold move, Princess Leia replaces her cinnamon roll hair buns for death star titties in hopes she'll catch that "scruffy-looking nerf herder."
ReplyDeleteBehrmark -
ReplyDeleteGREAT ONE!!!!!!
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At the conference Dolly Deathstar spoke bravely about overcoming her severe nipple inversion, in a bid to help others suffering the same fate...
ReplyDeletei have a copy of the trilogy on special edition VHS- i vote we send it to the winner!
ReplyDeletecheck out the double death stars on that broad. . .
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She's got balls !
ReplyDeleteYou Ho's are funny!!
ReplyDeleteMiss A - I want the special edition VHS set!!!!!!!
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