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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

In Case Of Nuclear Attack...



Re: #4:  Who buys the newspaper anymore?  Also, please don't forget to comfort the dying and isolate the corpses (comfortably?) after they are dead.  The Daily What.

6 comments:

  1. And above all else--don't forget #1. Remain CALM!!!

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  2. What the...? Sure, everyone knows that newspapers will protect you from radioactive fallout. We were so naive.... XOXO

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  3. A-hem...I have the Los Angeles Times delivered every day. Gives me something to do on the train.

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  4. Behrmark -

    As a result, you will be completely invulnerable to a nuclear attack!!!

    Full disclosure: I buy the NY Daily News most weekdays to peruse on the subway. So I too will be safe...

    XOXOXOXOXOXO

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  5. I will be safe only if it happens on a Wednesday or Friday when the local paper arrives since I quit taking the daily Nashville Tennessean.

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