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Friday, February 12, 2010

God Hates Shrimp!


As any good Christian knows - The Gays are bad.  But remember, God ALSO hates shrimp, crab, lobster, clams and mussels.

So after you attend your tea bagging parties and anti-gay rallies, you BETTER not head to Red Lobster or Bubba Gump with your opposite-marriage family.  That would make God angry.  It says so in the Bible, so it has to be true.

Learn more HERE.

6 comments:

  1. adventists would be there

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  2. That photo was taken somewhere in Houston. "Metro" is the logo for our HORRIBLE mass transit fleet, and that's city hall in the background!

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  3. have any of y'all ever been in a red lobster after church gets out on a sunday???????????

    don't get me started on god and bacon. . . .

    xxalainaxx

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  4. LOL This phrase will stay with me forever!

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  5. Yes. Shellfish is an abomination. :D XOXO

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