I tried to watch Shear Genius again last night, but I just CAN'T. Seriously - Camila Alves (above left) sounds like Elmer Fudd's deaf, mentally challenged sister. And every time Jonathan Antin (above right) is onscreen they should issue a "Smug Alert".
And don't even get me started on Kim Vo...
I just CAN'T...
I've been watching because it's like a train wreck.
ReplyDeleteAlves' "She-ah Genn-yous" and "stowlists" makes me laugh.
And you're right about Antin. Smug-f***er.
And Kim Vo looks like a shaved Muppet.
Plus, I wouldn't let one of those "haiordressers" near me. I mean, talk about a group of dirty unscrubbed illiterate hair-don'ts!
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Been watching it On Demand. Meh, I still find it kinda fun- especially with the fast forward button!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Ms. Smith? Is she too busy with her KMart fashion line to do this show again?
We're watching it - Daughter and I. Everyone is so unabashedly awful that we just can't turn away. Tabitha was on last night and got into a shouting match with Tweety Bird (TLO trademark) worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I hear that woman struggling to enunciate each word, I think two things: 1. Matthew McConaghey lives with this? Do they speak Spanish at home? and 2. They've probably been giving her remedial English lessons for months and she still sounds like she failed ESL classes. #fail
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ReplyDeleteSomehow I don't think Camila and Matthew "talk" too much, if you smell what I'm stepping in.
And, btw, she is from Brazil - so her accent (and native tongue) is Portuguese. And since we here in the U.S. are more accustomed to a Spanish accent, her Brazilian/Portuguese accent probably makes her sound even weirder.
FYI: I get dozens of hits on my blog for people who Google the term "Camila Alves Deaf" - so at least we're not alone in thinking she sounds ridic.
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I think Camilla is the Shear Genius knock off version of Top Chef's Padema - exotic, attractive, ex-model with an accent -- just like so many realty "talent" shows feel that they need at least one judge with a Brit accent. But surely, they could have found someone with an accent easier to understand. My problem with Kim Vo is that he's always introduced as Master Colorist Kim Vo -- as though they are introducing Former President George Bush. Thank God Addee got "cut" last night -- he was making me crazy . . .
ReplyDeleteI almost watched last night because Tabatha was on. Love her.
ReplyDeleteOMG I have been saying the same thing! The show is a pain with these new host they are ruining it!! Someone suggeted today they should of had Tabitha host it instead! That would of been better...I miss the old host big time....
ReplyDeleteI just want Renee and his nipples back :(
ReplyDeleteI also really hate how she says "Remember stylists, hair is important!" (or in her words: "Reeemember syeeelistss, haior is enmportaaant") at the end. Hair is important? Really? Ugh, just stop!
I totally thought it was just me, lol. She really is beautiful, but they really should have held on to Jaclyn!
ReplyDeleteCAN'T. STAND. IT. !
ReplyDeleteThe show is RUINED!
I can't seem to help myself, either, and watch it. Camilla (or MMBM as the Minx calls her for Matthew McConaughey's baby mama) seems to try to sound like Heidi but manages to sound mean and bitchy instead. Since Heidi is German, she has a head start on sounding stern but also has kindness and humor. MMBM - none at all. I miss Jaclyn so much!!
ReplyDeleteThe "stylists" all suck! If they came near my hair, I'd have a big ol' hissy fit!