Newest Terror Threat: BoobieBombers!

According to the U.K.'s Telegraph, radical plastic surgeons could be creating bombs out of breast implants!...

Explosives experts have reportedly said just five ounces of Pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate packed into a breast implant would be enough to blow a “considerable” hole in the side of a jumbo jet.

It would be virtually impossible for airport security scanners to detect the explosive if hidden inside a breast, medics have said.

Note to Homeland Security: if terrorists get hold of Pam Anderson, they could blow up the entire West Coast!!  WE MUST PROTECT PAM!!!

Source - via Towleroad