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Friday, April 23, 2010

Constant Carb Craving - Sugar Cookies


While walking home last night, I saw this awning in Chelsea.  My immediate reaction was, "OMG - a store that sells nothing but Sugar Cookies!  I am sooooooo there...".

Sweets/pastry/baked goods/desserts don't do much for me.  If I'm going to cheat on my low-carb diet, it's going to be at a fast food restaurant or a greasy diner.  I like fried junk foods (and delicious Arby's roast beef), not sweets.  One of the reasons is the fact that I hate "chocolate" as a flavor ... as in cookies, cakes, shakes, milk, etc.  I only like white baked goods (Does this me a 'Cookie Racist'??).  For my birthday I always wanted a white cake with white icing, and Angel Food Cake is another fave of mine.  But Sugar Cookies and I have had a truly special bond, ever since college when I discovered Archway...


So I walked closer to the store, my mouth literally watering at the thought of unlimited Sugar Cookies at my disposal.  Cheating on my diet was/is bad, but a lovely cookie (or three) sounded really good at that moment..

Finally, I got right in front of the store and looked inside...


Yes, my darling DustBunnies - Sugar Cookies sells WOMEN'S LINGERIE!!!!!  I was SOOOOOOOOOO upset...

Especially since they didn't carry my size.

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12 comments:

  1. WickedGayBlog.comApril 23, 2010 at 9:11 AM

    I laughed so hard reading this my morning coffee came out my nose!!!!

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  2. theminxApril 23, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    You "hate" chocolate? That's a pretty strong emotion for a flavor,isn't it? :)

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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  3. JoyApril 23, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    What a disappointment for you! Naked Chocolate Cafe was not one at all for me, though! Memories!

    Cookie racist! Love it! We know what that makes me - a Chocolate Size Queen!

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  4. the dogs' motherApril 23, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    You mentioned this a couple times via twitter or on the blogger page and I thought to mineself - noooooo! I'm not going there!!! But my will power is strongest in the mornings so today I clicked. lololololol!!! Hangeth in there. (Am also very very restricted on carbs right now - due to bs issues)

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  5. StephenApril 23, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    Wasn't SUGAR COOKIES your nickname in High School, David?

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  6. BethApril 23, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    A double disappointment! XOXO

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  7. AnonymousApril 23, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    Last night I had a dream I was walking down the street and I saw an Arby's and I felt the compelling need to stop for a roast beef sandwich!!!

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  8. David DustApril 23, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    WGB - I'm sorry I caused a mess!

    Minx - Yes, I HATE chocolate-flavored crap. However, I LOVE milk chocolate. Go figure.

    Joy - LOL! You and me both (but for different reasons!).

    Froggy - I'm sending carb-resisting vibes your way.

    Stephen - No, my nickname in H.S. was "Sugar Tits". :)

    Beth - I STILL have a case of the saddz...

    Marvin - I think I had the same dream!!!!

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  9. DrakeApril 23, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    HYSTERICAL!!! I"m surprised you didn't grab those skinny bitches hostage for some 'suga cookies'!
    Drake

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  10. David DustApril 23, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    Drake -

    I wanted to ... TRUST.

    XOXOXO

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  11. Mistress MaddieApril 23, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    Now Mame, this is a out and out lie!!!! You do eat sweets. Who the hell else ate all the damn sandtarts then??? And what about the Stella dr's!

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  12. JoyApril 24, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    "LOL! You and me both (but for different reasons!)."

    Who says? ;-)

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