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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Meet "Juanna Blomie"...


I got some great suggestions from the BunnyNation on YESTERDAY'S POST about my "rebound" hairdryer/friend (above).  I asked for naming assistance since my old hairdryer/friend was called "Chic", and I felt the new one should be personalized as well.

Suggestions included "Sassy Smurf", "Vita Sassay", "Sashay" and "Blue Job".  But my favorite came from DustBunny Lee, who suggested "Heywood Jablomie".  Hysterical!!

I pondered it for awhile and decided "Heywood" was a guy's name, and my new blue friend was definitely a she.  So I chose a name of one of Heywood's distant cousins from Canarsie ... "Juanna Blomie".  Juanna is a five-time dropout of the Brooklyn Academy of Coiffure and Nail Artistry and is the founder of the "Blomie Behind Bars" inmate beauty program.  Her hobbies include Peach Schnapps and Dropping It Like It's Hot up in da club. Forealz.

Please welcome Juanna Blomie to our little family....

4 comments:

  1. i had a student who spelled it d'juanna....love this!


    xxalainaxx

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  2. Welcome Juanna!

    Do we have to toast her with peach schnapps?

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  3. Hola Juanna & may you have a long and happy life.
    You know, until this whole naming thing came up (no pun intended), I never realized a hair dryer was such a phallic symbol.

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