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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Featured Athlete - Matt Kemp








Matt Kemp, 25, is an outfielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers - where his teammates have nick-named him "The Bison".  This is supposedly for Mr. Kemp's slow running speed - but at 6' 3" and 225 lbs, I'm not so sure that's the REAL reason they compare Matt to a buffalo.  I have three words for you:  LOCKER ROOM SHOWERS.  Just saying...

Matt is currently dating singing superstar Rihanna.  I bet she and that Bison get along JUST FINE, if you smell what I'm stepping in...


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