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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A "New Low" For My Brother


I got the following text from my brother (above) yesterday:
New low … we got kicked out of a bar in Perry County for drinking moonshine in the parking lot.
FYIPerry County is the extremely rural, very “country” (some might even call it “backwards”) county north of where I grew up.  According to Wikipedia, 98.54% of the 43,602 residents are white, and it is one of the most Republican counties in PA.  When you drive through Perry County (pronounced “Purry” County by the locals) you’ll notice a plethora of two things: bars and churches.  Furthermore, the entire county didn’t have (or need) a traffic light until last year.

So, for Brother Bunny to get kicked out of a bar in Perry County is not a "new low" in my book - that's a WIN.  But to get kicked out for drinking moonshine in the parking lot turns this into an EPIC WIN with a side of AWESOME.

Well played, Brother Bunny … well played.



10 comments:

  1. Dang! Brother Bunny is adorably cute! I'm getting a funny feeling down south of my belt! BEHR HUGS!!

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  2. Brother Bunny is activating my YUMMY!!! YUMMMMMM!!!

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  3. Standing Ovation for Brother Bunny! Bravo, sir. BRA-fuckin-VO!

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  4. Well played, Brother Bunny. Glad y'all had a fabulous time together.

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  5. send this to 'texts from last night' it's def an epic win


    xxalainaxx

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  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... That's fucking GREAT!

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  7. Are you sure you are brothers? I do not see much of a resemblence :o)

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  8. Good going to Brother Bunny! Well played!

    I thought that was a picture of you! Two cuties in one family!

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