I'm Not Even 43 Yet!

This was an ACTUAL email I received yesterday.

Yes, my birfday is in 3 weeks - but NO, I don't qualify for AARP ... at least not yet!  But they LOVE to remind me that my rapidly-aging bootay isn't getting any younger.  Biatches.

Here's what I want to know: Can "29 year-olds" (cough cough) still receive those fabulous grocery coupons???  Because "50 cents Off Dawn Dishwashing Liquid" - truly transcends age...