oh you bitches are going to be so jealous of me... i got sandwiched yesterday in the subway by this large group of tourist/visiting college jocks... they were so young and hot and the train was so packed and they were squeezing me, and this boy wiht his boy scout voice says, "excuse me, sir, sorry about that." and i'm thinking, "squeeze me harder!!!"
Baach,baach, baach, BAAAAAAAAACH! Here, chickie chickie chickie!!
ReplyDeleteoh you bitches are going to be so jealous of me... i got sandwiched yesterday in the subway by this large group of tourist/visiting college jocks... they were so young and hot and the train was so packed and they were squeezing me, and this boy wiht his boy scout voice says, "excuse me, sir, sorry about that." and i'm thinking, "squeeze me harder!!!"
ReplyDelete... LUCKY biatch!!!
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that last one is a dream
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