Totally Non-Homophobic Comment from a Total Non-Homo

this is XXXXXXX XXXXX,, & i just want all u to know that i do not and did not approve my pictures on any gay orientated site!!! i am a absolutely straight man,, and love woman 100%. apparently some idiot stole my pictures and posted em on here.i am not homophobic,, but yet i do not approve any thing to do with the gay community, sorry 

A few things: 

Seriously – capitalization and punctuation should be your friend. Or do you also not want to be associated with the Grammatically Correct Community? On a related note,, what is up with the double-commas? Are you simply stupid,, or were your fingers trembling with rage while you were typing?

Hmmm … most straight men would simply say they are straight and not feel the need to add the thing about loving women “100%”. Was there a time when you only loved women 65%? The lady doth protest too much, methinks. 

FYI: Your pictures were not “stolen”. They were posted on a public modeling site and can be viewed and/or copied by anyone. If you don’t want your pictures “stolen”, then don’t post them on public sites. BTW – most models would kill for their profile to be viewed by 3,000 to 4,000 people per day – and many models personally thank me for featurning them. 

Your “non-homophobic” comments sure sound homophobic to me. When a sentence begins with “I am not a __ fill in the blank __" , this usually means the next words are going to be whatever it is you say you're not. For example: “I am not a racist, I simply hate black people”. Or, “I am not a homophobe, I just don’t want anything to do with filthy queers”. See how that works??? 

Also, your totally non-homophobic comment should go over REAL well in the straight male-dominated world of fashion. 

Finally, there is a statement at the bottom of my blog stating that if you would like your pictures removed from DavidDust, simply send me an email and I’ll remove them. But instead of sending an email, you tried to coment on the blog post which featured you … twice. I guess so all those women you love 100% will know that you're totally not gay. Needless to say, I never published those comments – but I DID delete your pictures, as well as the links to your modeling information. That way no homosexual photographers, stylists, casting directors or fashion editors could see your pictures here on DavidDust and then contact you regarding some deviant homosexual photoshoot which might benefit your modeling “career”.

You’re welcome.