WTF of the Day: No Matt Damon In Fourth "Bourne" Film

I haz a sad ... Matt Damon will NOT appear in the fourth installment of the Bourne series - entitled Bourne Legacy. Director Tony Gilroy (who also wrote all the Bourne films) says:

"This is not a reboot or a recast or a prequel," he explains. "No one's replacing Matt Damon." 

He adds: "I'm building a legend and an environment and a wider conspiracy . . . the world we're making enhanced and advances and invites Jason Bourne's return [down the road]."

Gawker has a couple of hilarious suggestions for the fourth film:

"Maybe Julia Stiles is playing the lead? It's just two hours of her crying in European subway stations. Could be good! Or maybe it's a whole movie of Joan Allen talking on the phone and flicking her eyes back and forth. I would definitely watch that. Bourne 4: Lady Concern".