Killer Hippie Shopping Bags!!!

Like we don't have ENOUGH to worry about here in New York City - The Rent Is Too Damn High®, there are alligators in the sewers and even snakes in our toilets. Not to mention the occasional Sasquatch Kardashian sighting on the subway...

And now we find out those synthetic shopping bags that wealthy Hippies love to take to Whole Foods ARE MADE IN CHINA AND ARE FULL OF LEAD!!!

I guess Trade Fair was on the right track after all.