Must you actually purchase a plane ticket in order to qualify for this? Or can you just show up at an airport security checkpoint and request an enhanced pat-down? Because at this point I'll take what I can get.
Well do we have to actually board a plane or purchase a plane ticket? Crank the car Sis, we are going to the Airport!! And on our way we are going to stop at Urges and pass out Job Apps, those young men could use a decent job.
He has to be hot, so I can get into it
ReplyDeleteAnd why is it when I charge for the 'enhanced pat-down' they call it illegal. Damn double standards!
ReplyDeleteYou just gave me an idea for bedroom roll playing...lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe at least that will encourage you to get on a plane and fly down to Texas to see your dear, lonely sister!
ReplyDeleteI wanna sign up for the super enhanced...it's all that and a bag a chips ;-)
ReplyDeletei wonder what happens if someone requests a happy ending?
ReplyDeletexxalainaxx
Well do we have to actually board a plane or purchase a plane ticket? Crank the car Sis, we are going to the Airport!! And on our way we are going to stop at Urges and pass out Job Apps, those young men could use a decent job.
ReplyDelete@Miss Alaineus - LOL! Seriously.
ReplyDeleteThere are a few TSA-ers in Terminal One for whom I am looking forward to "Opting Out".