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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

My Apologies In Advance...


I apologize in advance for what I'm about to type.

"Ready to serve?? Well, whatdya waiting for - shut up and go make me a sandwich!"

Again, my apologies - but it was just too easy. I'll make sure to send myself some nasty emails - calling me a "FAT COMMIE FRUITCAKE!" and a "misogynist, sexist pig".

I hereby condemn DavidDust. He is obviously a bad seed - as well as an evil fat commie fruitcake. Forealz.


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10 comments:

  1. designing wallyFebruary 16, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    David, you don't want her to make you a sandwich...
    she wouldn't be able to cope with the complexities of the project...

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  2. BobFebruary 16, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    Well, to be fair, I'm not sure she could even serve a sandwich.
    I think she'd bring it halfway in, and then quit.

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  3. the dogs' motherFebruary 16, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    I just can't see it happening. But the signs keep showing up. The mind boggles.

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  4. Tom A.February 16, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    Palin/Trump in 2012!

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  5. nitrox11February 16, 2011 at 7:21 PM

    Ready to serve? Please. The woman's too stupid to write 'fuck' in the dust on a venetian blind.

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  6. BethFebruary 16, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    Palin only makes open-face sandwiches because she quits before putting the top slice on.

    Palin refuses to make Reubens because they use Russian dressing.

    Palin won't make a sandwich using a croissant because they do fruit fly research in Paris, Fraaaaaance.

    Palin won't go to a New York deli because they're a bunch of east coast elitists there.

    Palin won't make a sandwich using a bagel because...you know...that's all Jewish and junk, and the Jews killed Jeebus.

    Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal! :D

    XOXO

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  7. DanFebruary 16, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    DO you think she can actually handle making a sandwich?

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  8. Miss Ginger GrantFebruary 16, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    I wouldn't eat any sandwich that bitch makes... she prolly doesn't wash her hands!

    @Beth: where do I get season tickets?!

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  9. kayce.February 16, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    yeah... i hate sarah, and i super want to punch her in the face, but i can't condemn the misogyny hillary endured and then accept it when people throw it at sarah. despite the fact that i hate her. (did i mention i hate her? oh, ok.)

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  10. georgeFebruary 16, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    You just feel free to insult, demean, embarrass and ridicule this useless twit. Very few people I've come across in this world who have NO redeeming qualities. Put Sister Stupid in that rarified space.

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