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Saturday, March 19, 2011

BREAKING: I'm Moving To Venezuela!


... or to Bolivia. Or maybe Columbia. Possibly Hungary ... or Cameroon. Any of those, really. Click on the map above to enLARGE and find out why.


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7 comments:

  1. fuck that im getting to sudan so i can get me some rich dark chocolate..mmmm yummy....**rubbing my stuff*** mmmmmm

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  2. Canadians have bigger dicks than Americans. I bet it used to be more even, until all the Asian immigration diluted out average penis size!!!

    I'll take Brazil... not sure I could handle Venezuela!

    And you know we love our Brazilliants!

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  3. So true! Those South American men are hung! I would also make more of Eastern European countries that border Hungary more darker green too according to my experience.

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  4. Ahhhhhhh, poor china. Girl I'm coming with you, afterall, I'm a size queen!

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  5. stereotypes aside, you never know what you get... i had an italian last month that was about 3.5 inches -- and i've had an asian before that was twice as big.

    there is something wacky with this map. bolivia? really?

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  6. that means the largest average is only 6.3-7 inches??? why am i disappointed by this? i demand a recount and let me help with the research!

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