"Little did Cinderella know that the shoe was not the ONLY thing Prince Charming had his eye on"
Not even a bottle of Jaeger could comfort Cinderfella after missing his midnight curfew.
In a deleted scene from The Black Swan, Nina Sayers drowns her sorrows in Jägermeister after losing the lead in teh Chelsea Ballet Company Production of "Swan Lake Bar Crawl".
and THATS how you win the crown bitches....
Toddlers and Tiaras: When the sash falls...
Tinkerbell's brother wondered where it all went so horribly wrong.
"masculine?! fuck them judges! I served PURE ballerina Nina Sayers FISH dahling! escandelo!!"
The real Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies
Even Tinkerbell feels the effects of these hard economic times after losing her job at Disney.
So many teeth to collect - but not till my break is over!
Beat it, kid! The tooth Fairy had a rough night!
"Little did Cinderella know that the shoe was not the ONLY thing Prince Charming had his eye on"
ReplyDeleteNot even a bottle of Jaeger could comfort Cinderfella after missing his midnight curfew.
ReplyDeleteIn a deleted scene from The Black Swan, Nina Sayers drowns her sorrows in Jägermeister after losing the lead in teh Chelsea Ballet Company Production of "Swan Lake Bar Crawl".
ReplyDeleteand THATS how you win the crown bitches....
ReplyDeleteToddlers and Tiaras: When the sash falls...
ReplyDeleteTinkerbell's brother wondered where it all went so horribly wrong.
ReplyDelete"masculine?! fuck them judges! I served PURE ballerina Nina Sayers FISH dahling! escandelo!!"
ReplyDeleteThe real Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies
ReplyDeleteEven Tinkerbell feels the effects of these hard economic times after losing her job at Disney.
ReplyDeleteSo many teeth to collect - but not till my break is over!
ReplyDeleteBeat it, kid! The tooth Fairy had a rough night!
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