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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Get Your Hair Did BEFORE You Stab


A 21-year-old New Haven man (above) was arrested yesterday in Stamford (CT) for stabbing another man in the back with a pair of scissors while getting his hair cut.

Oooooooohhhh, HONEY - if this whole "crime" thing doesn't work out the world always needs more Patti Labelle impersonators.




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4 comments:

  1. WAIT NOW....DONT TALK ABOUT GOOD PATTI! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IM HER NUMBER ONE FAN! NOW HOLD ON NOW HONEY...NOT GOOD PATTI...

    NOW IM A GOOD BUNNY BUT IM AN EVEN BIGGER LABELLE KITTEN! MY BLOOD PRESSURE GETTING UP HONEY.


    BTW, HE LOOKS DIRTY.

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  2. What a dumbass! And to think he is allowed to marry and procreate!

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  3. Don't look him in the eye and back slowly away....
    or alternatively, give him a smart rap with a rolled up paper.

    Either one works.

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