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Friday, May 13, 2011

David Goes To The Beach


Check out this paparazzi footage of me - wearing my fiercest red bikini - taking a swim recently at the ultra-exclusive resort known as "Coney Island" (like St. Barts, but with better hot dogs). Notice my prowess in the water after a few cocktails - Michael Phelps WHO?!??

BTW - the song on this video is annoying - I suggest watching my madd aquatic skillz demonstration with the sound off:

6 comments:

  1. Wow, I lost IQ points just watching her...

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  2. Is THIS what we call a «BIG WAVE» or is she making it looks BIGGER ??

    Very funny!

    We must suppose that she made «lots» of investments at McDonald's...

    I think that I'm bad here..OOOPS!

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  3. Frogot to be «worst» in my last post...

    Here we also have «WHALES» rolling on beaches sometimes...

    RE-OOPS !!

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  4. No video. Damn. What's up with the damn pop ups

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  5. Ho -

    Whatdya mean, no video? I'm watching it now.

    And popups???? WTF???

    Wait, lemme guess - you're pretending that your iWhatever is a computer again??? Amirite???

    Love ya, Ho.

    XOXOXOXOXOXO

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  6. Dear Sam,

    I saw the video and NEVER had pop-ups...
    Go in your security settings.

    If you mean the little «smily face» when we COULD see miss' boobs... It's part of the video made by the sender...

    It's so funny....

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