I really shouldn't be worrying about all of THIS, since the rapture/judgment day/end times is scheduled for this Saturday. Does anyone know what time Jeebus is scheduled to return and collect his peeps?? I'd like to be sitting at the Arby's in Middle Village, Queens when I get left behind. Some delicious roast beef might help ease the pain of eternal damnation.
.
Okay, you've got it all wrong. Heaven is lined with Arby's and chocolate shops and coffeeshops and ice cream shops... besides the rapture believing people will be going to re-education camps so they can be reprogrammed so the place will be open to the rest of us to party!!
ReplyDeleteI love Froggy's thinking, no surprise there.
ReplyDeleteI have been asking for an exact time as well, but no one has gotten back to me on that. I am supposed to be getting my hair done and why waste the $60 if I dont have to.
I've heard that Jeebus will be coming at six o'clock in each time zone, which means those bitches in California get three more hours than us!!
ReplyDeleteWell be having our annual party that day, and I'll be serving Rapture-itas and Second Comings Of Tamales.
I'd drive a lady, but I gotta work!
ReplyDeleteHi David I heard this rapture was happening around 6 pm I think that is pacific time however, am still trying to get it clarified because damn I need to stock up on the vodka. Will see ya down there in that Damnation place I heard the "gays" have down wonders with the place....
ReplyDeleteYou've seen what the gays can do with an old dump... in the (misquoted) words of Cher Horowitz: "Hell is the new HEAVEN!"
ReplyDelete