Dearest DustBunnies -
Yesterday was a bit of an emotional roller-coaster for me, so my brain is fried and I need your help. Please give me (and the rest of the BunnyNation) a much-needed chuckle by captioning the hell outta this amazingly bizarre picture.
The person who comes up with the best caption will receive the coveted title of "DustBunny of the Day" - which will look FANTASTIC on your resume. Let's face it, in this economy all it might take is one DBotD Award to land that job you've been hoping for.
Good luck!
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Having not learned her lesson 40 years ago, Violet Beauregard returned to the Chocolate Factory and scarfed down the untested "Ass Backwards Candy," with tragic results.
ReplyDeleteUnforturnately, the Toon Town honeymooners did not see the transporters' "OUT OF ORDER" sign.
ReplyDeletePeter Cottontail and his wife look on in horror as their surrogate birth mother is hospitalized after being attacked by a band of angry Oompa Loompas. The surrogate, Divine Lepus, is reported to be carrying a litter of 24 bunnies- 12 on each side.
ReplyDeleteOompa! Loompa! Dibble-dee-doh! Never hire an ass-bellied ho!
ReplyDeleteI guess I know what I'd look like in black lingerie, a blond wig and black heels while strapped to a gurney now.
ReplyDeletePoor Bertha farted so hard her ass reversed to the front of her body! Paramedics must get her to the hospital quickly, lest her butt freezes that way!
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