Normally I sleep like a junkie during my morning subway commute - but today I sat across from THIS gentleman. Who kept me QUITE awake, thankyouverymuch.
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| "Is that fat guy taking my picture??" |
At first I thought Subway Papi - who was enthusiastically discussing some floor-plans/architectural drawings with his female companion - might be "family". But two things happened which absolutely confirmed his heterosexuality:
- He kissed his girlfriend in the middle of their conversation - and not in the "Hey Girlfriend, can't wait to see you at Brunch on Sunday!" kind of way. This was the "Hey Baby, can't wait to get you home and lay the SMACKDOWN on you" sort of kiss. Lucky Beeyotch.
- Also, Papi talked incessantly about all the "frosted glass" he planned on putting in the apartment/house they were discussing. And everyone knows that no self-respecting Gay would ever use frosted glass for anything other than a shower enclosure. EVER.
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I beleve that he only kissed her to kind of re-assure himself because he liked the fact that you had noticed him and was taking his picture.If the "girlfriend " was not around he would have made conversation with you about "frosted glass"...Uhm Hum...Oh and beleive me she saw what was going on tooo while looking at them floor plans...Great pics though...
ReplyDeletehe is very sexy
ReplyDeleteDamn you are bold but I wouldn't be able to stop drooling
ReplyDeleteHotness! He is all kinds of sexy!
ReplyDeleteYou are the bravest Ho EVAH. How did you not freak out when he looked at you taking that picture. Sweet baby Jeebus your crazy.
ReplyDeleteAnyho. That fucka is fine. If he were my man he would never have to wipe his ass. I would keep that hole spotless. Bet he shits ice cream too.
A little smile before Thursday!
Love Sis xoxo
He has big boobs.
ReplyDeleteI don't take pictures...
ReplyDeleteBut, occasionally I will tickle a fancy....
xoxox
I was just going to say,
ReplyDelete"frosted glass!?" (o.O)
I hope she really tells him thanks for playing but that was not a correct answer