Pages

▼

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Arby's Sold; Maddie Auditions


Wendy's sold the delicious Arby's restaurant chain this week to Roark Capital Group, which also owns Carvel Ice Cream, Cinnabon, Auntie Anne's, Moe's Southwest Grill. Dear Roark Capital: I volunteer to be the Official Taste Tester of a new Arby's Roast Beef sandwich served on an Auntie Anne's Pretzel Roll. Let's make that happen.


Anywhore (and I do mean WHORE), the Mistress Maddie seized this opportunity and did a drunken audition to be the new Arby's Spokesmodel over the weekend. Arby's declined, but after seeing the picture below, Milk of Magnesia signed her to a 7-figure deal.


at

11 comments:

  1. the dogs' motherJuly 6, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    A whole new career for Maddie!!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Cali-BoiJuly 6, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    AH! Two things she could be good at, the Milk of Magnesia ad or a gin ad! She is nuts.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Brodes85July 6, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    I think had she gone with a Arby's wrapper dress she probably would have got the spokemodel! I love Arbys, had no idea wendy's even own them.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Cleo PhatraJuly 6, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Ha,ha,ha,ha,! The Mistress Maddie is something else. She could have a ton of professions! Love your comentary Mr Dust! Love her head piece?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Norma Lee DrunkJuly 6, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    She never ceases to make me laugh with those get ups! Maybe the two of you should do a spot. Power in numbers! Funny post!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Johnny ColomboJuly 6, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    Funny stuff! And the Mistress pushing Arby's ? A gin product I would buy but not Arby's. And she did always have nice taste in jewerly.

    ReplyDelete
  7. KailynJuly 6, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    Maddie should have played the Milk of Magnesia folks against the ones from Pepto Bismal.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Mistress MaddieJuly 6, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Actually your all wrong. Rolraids has approached me about hawking rolls of them! Out at the clubs and resturant scene of course.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Mahogany EmpressJuly 6, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    It's a shame the Mistress didn't get picked, you both could enjoy a lietime of roast beef and chedders! That outfit is something else! When she's done with the necklace I sure wouldn't mind having it!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Miss Ginger GrantJuly 6, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    I never realized Maddie had such big tits!

    PS: Maddie could totally work the Rolaids tagline: "Is that Rolaids in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    ReplyDelete
  11. Ken RichesJuly 7, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Silly me, I did not even know Wendy's owned Arby's. Hope this means some expansions in your neck of the woods.

    ReplyDelete