Zach Braff Not Gay - Donald Faison Devastated

The message above was posted today to an inactive website belonging to Zach Braff - announcing that Zach had come out of the closet.

But Braff, via Facebook, said it was the work of a hacker:

 "My old website got hacked. Someone issued a 'coming out' statement on my behalf. I'm still straight and in love with my girlfriend. But not too straight; I still love musicals, brunch and Doogie Howser."

I certainly hope Donald Faison doesn't find out about this whole "Zach Braff is straight" thing - it would probably kill him...