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Friday, August 26, 2011

Totally Shameless: Happy Birthday To Moi


"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out." 

... Steven Wright






"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake." 

... Mitch Hedberg

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8 comments:

  1. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO!!!!!
    Now tell Irene that she's NOT invited
    to NYC!

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  2. Mazel Tov Sir and best wishes of the day :)

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  3. don't let that bitch irene steal your birfday thunder!

    many happy returns!

    xxalainaxx

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  4. Happy birthday, dear David. I hope you have a wonderful, hurricane free day.

    xoxoxox

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  5. Hey David! Happy Birthday! XOXO

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