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Sunday, August 9, 2009

CA Wine Country - RED ALERT!


Homeland Security has raised the "Drunken Terrorist Threat Level" to RED/SEVERE for California's Wine Country. This is due to a visit by drunk bitches Maddie, the Boy Toy, and Kailyn this afternoon. And GET THIS - KAILYN is driving!! For any of you who attended Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend, you know just how scary that is.


So, if you are in or around California Wine Country - TAKE COVER! Be on the lookout for disheveled bitches with red wine stains on their faces and clothing. THEY ARE DRUNK AND DANGEROUS!!


I imagine their visit will end up exactly like Patsy and Edina's visit to French wine country in Absolutely Fabulous...




UPDATE: I just heard from them a little while ago - they are still alive and (relatively) sober... for now. They also sent me this picture...

Maddie, Kailyn, and the Boy Toy
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16 comments:

  1. Miss Ginger GrantAugust 9, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    OMG- it will be like a cross between the movies "Sideways" and "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!"

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  2. KailynAugust 9, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    I don't know what the hell you people are talking about. Oh, and Pinot Noir is so over. Besides we only get dronk around here.

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  3. JoyAugust 9, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    Does this make them Napa-Headed Dronk Bitches?

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  4. JoyAugust 9, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    Should I apologize for that? I just can't!

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  5. David DustAugust 9, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    Joy - LOL!!!!! They ARE some Napa-headed DRONK bitches... :)

    XOXOXOXO

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  6. Miss Ginger GrantAugust 9, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    She'll be flippin' that hair any minute!

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  7. AnonymousAugust 9, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    Shades of Priscilla in the desert- but these folks are grape hounds.

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  8. Boy ToyAugust 10, 2009 at 3:52 AM

    I felt like Saffron with those two drunk bitches. No, no, I want to taste more, they both said.

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  9. KailynAugust 10, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    Hmmm. I think it's time fir a trip to Morocco...

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  10. BethAugust 10, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Love the Ab Fab clip--it had me laughing out loud! XOXO

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  11. MarkerAugust 10, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    Severe Risk of DRUNK BITCHES! Awesome.

    LOL @ Joy!

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  12. AngelAugust 10, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    OMG!!!! SOMEONE TAKE THOSE KEYS!!!!!

    HAHAHAH! JOY!!! they are DRONK!!!!

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  13. UnknownAugust 10, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    Lord-have-mercy! Call the National Guard!

    But they do look adorable in the picture.

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  14. Mistress MaddieAugust 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Meanwhile back at the winery, we FINALLY made our decision on which wines we wanted to take home! The valley can now rest in peace!

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  15. Cali-BoiAugust 10, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    OMG! David, that is competley funny as hell! I can only imagine what trouble they will get into in the Castro! I should head down there to check up on things. And I hear the sale of gin has been up since sometime Friday! And by the way, love your blog.

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  16. Mark in DEAugust 12, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    ROFL @ Joy's comment!

    The AbFab click is priceless.

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