Homeland Security has raised the "Drunken Terrorist Threat Level" to RED/SEVERE for California's Wine Country. This is due to a visit by drunk bitches Maddie, the Boy Toy, and Kailyn this afternoon. And GET THIS - KAILYN is driving!! For any of you who attended Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend, you know just how scary that is.
So, if you are in or around California Wine Country - TAKE COVER! Be on the lookout for disheveled bitches with red wine stains on their faces and clothing. THEY ARE DRUNK AND DANGEROUS!!
I imagine their visit will end up exactly like Patsy and Edina's visit to French wine country in Absolutely Fabulous...
UPDATE: I just heard from them a little while ago - they are still alive and (relatively) sober... for now. They also sent me this picture...
Maddie, Kailyn, and the Boy Toy
16 comments:
OMG- it will be like a cross between the movies "Sideways" and "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert!"
I don't know what the hell you people are talking about. Oh, and Pinot Noir is so over. Besides we only get dronk around here.
Does this make them Napa-Headed Dronk Bitches?
Should I apologize for that? I just can't!
Joy - LOL!!!!! They ARE some Napa-headed DRONK bitches... :)
XOXOXOXO
She'll be flippin' that hair any minute!
Shades of Priscilla in the desert- but these folks are grape hounds.
I felt like Saffron with those two drunk bitches. No, no, I want to taste more, they both said.
Hmmm. I think it's time fir a trip to Morocco...
Love the Ab Fab clip--it had me laughing out loud! XOXO
Severe Risk of DRUNK BITCHES! Awesome.
LOL @ Joy!
OMG!!!! SOMEONE TAKE THOSE KEYS!!!!!
HAHAHAH! JOY!!! they are DRONK!!!!
Lord-have-mercy! Call the National Guard!
But they do look adorable in the picture.
Meanwhile back at the winery, we FINALLY made our decision on which wines we wanted to take home! The valley can now rest in peace!
OMG! David, that is competley funny as hell! I can only imagine what trouble they will get into in the Castro! I should head down there to check up on things. And I hear the sale of gin has been up since sometime Friday! And by the way, love your blog.
ROFL @ Joy's comment!
The AbFab click is priceless.
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